I was predictable; I didn’t bring home any threats to their homeland security. It was easier to go to bed early, wake up early and get on with my day.I also had hundreds of papers to grade, articles to file for magazines and newspapers, books to research and write. “He was so boring,” I told Dana, my former college roommate, on the phone after a nice date with a nice man who was nice looking.
Realize that you’re not just forming a relationship; you’re creating a family.
Chances are, your child won't spend the rest of his life peeing sitting down while wearing mascara.
Homosexuality doesn't exist because you didn't monitor the morning makeup sessions!
There was the Italian accountant with the creaseless pants who asked early on our first date if I had my marriage annulled.
He was Catholic and wanted to remarry and didn’t see the point of going much further if I didn’t conform to canon law.
When asked what she wishes her mom would do differently while dating, Rachel, a smart young graduate student, replied, “I wish she would recognize her own impulsivity and emotional rollercoaster.